RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR COUPLES: “Stuff to do in Bed”
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We all spend a quarter of our lives in bed. So why do most people only use their bed for only two activities?? (True romantics ask oddball questions like this.) (It may be odd, but it often leads to some great romantic ideas.)
- Serve her breakfast-in-bed.
- Heck, serve her dinner-in-bed. (Nobody does that!)
- Bring her tea.
- Bring him coffee.
- Toast each other with champagne.
- Read the Sunday funnies together. Use funny voices.
- And yes—here it comes…The “Stuff to do in Bed” that you were expecting…
- Make love by candlelight.
- Make love like it was your first time together.
- Get silk sheets.
- For her: Lingerie is always appreciated.
- For him: No, your old underwear and ratty T-shirts don’t arouse her. Get a nice robe or some fancy (but still manly? boxer shorts.
- Get a book on massage. Learn how to give a great massage.
- Note: There are 2 kinds of massage: Relaxing massages and arousing massages. The receiver gets to choose. (But international law forbids anyone from receiving more than 3 relaxing massages in a row.)
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By Greg Godek.
Husband. Father. Romantic. Author. Romantic. Trekkie. Romantic. Baby Boomer. Romantic.
Husband. Father. Romantic. Author. Romantic. Trekkie. Romantic. Baby Boomer. Romantic.
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